Hello , I HAVE HAD A CALLING TO BE THE NEXT POPE.

I am a free range nun who has been having a cuppa tea and nattering and ask God the Big questions that the people want to ask and God doesn’t want to answer
Who is God, ?We need a definition
Is God a Nice and helpful something
OR
Something that goes a bit nasty
and
causes mass flooding
When I’m not preaching at the Divine , I try out new communion cake recipes in Heaven’s kitchen
PHAT PSALMS PREACHING TOURS
I have Taken the traditional psalm , re-written them and used it to as a general critique of God’s policies
I have preached at England’s Jerusalem- Glastonbury Festival,
I preached to the Blarney Stone in Ireland
St Paul’s Cathedral
Hugh Fearnley- Whittingstal Cafe
and over 500 pubs
and Random Churches-when I’ve been able to find the spare key
I am currently applying to be writer in Residence at The Vatican






